The power to burn ashes

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to be born.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to spell backwards.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to write a country song

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to commit suicide.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!