The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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the power to be phone

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The super power to control paper.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to sleep

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to die at will.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!