The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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To call me maybe

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The power to not exist.

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The power to see through pastry..

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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the power to get STD's

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to exist

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to be born again

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!