The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to be a normal human

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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Grass eating

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!