The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The power spite flower

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!