The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The ability to understand women!!

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The power to see through a hole

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to buy free things.

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captain obvious

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!