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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to shit dirt!

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to youtube poop

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the super power to remove your super power

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!