the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to become inverted background color.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!