the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to lose the remote.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!