To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to like any show

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!