the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to shed hair

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to be blind

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!