The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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the power to fart mace

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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wast your time on the computer

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!