The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to dance really well

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to be dead

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The ability to clean

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The Power to Combust

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!