The power to silence explosions.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The Power of cheese

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!