The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to die at will.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the power to shoot superman

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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the power to remember th...

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!