the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to lose the remote.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!