The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to catch em all

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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the power to see through my eye lids

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!