The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to kill yourself.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to die but once

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Endless falling....

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to die at will

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to remove the power within.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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the power to remember th...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!