The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

thumb_up thumb_down +50

The power to turn food into shit.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

The power to see the future but through a straw.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

thumb_up thumb_down -6

The power to be a human

thumb_up thumb_down -20

The power to reseal bottles!

thumb_up thumb_down -22

The power of not knowing the future

thumb_up thumb_down -26

the power to have another pointless superpower

thumb_up thumb_down -36

The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

thumb_up thumb_down -42

The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

thumb_up thumb_down +131

The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

thumb_up thumb_down +123

The power to smell poop

thumb_up thumb_down +89

The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

thumb_up thumb_down +89

The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

thumb_up thumb_down +85

ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +75

The Power of cheese

thumb_up thumb_down +57

The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!