Th power to be telepathetic

The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

The power to accept the terms and conditions

The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

The power to lick your own elbow

Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

the power to fall asleep while being awake

The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

The power to taste anything you smell.

The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

The power to be buried at sea

The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!