I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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Th power to be telepathetic

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to be buried at sea

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!