The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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the power to have a power.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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Asexual reproduction.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!