The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to get AIDS.

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!