The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to kill yourself.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to go through open windows

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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Third armpit.

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to do nothing.

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Endless falling....

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to remove the power within.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!