To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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Endless falling....

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Hetsy overpay otay peaksay igpay atinlay

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to shit in your eye

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to sleep

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to kill yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!