The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to glow in the dark

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!