The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!