THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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Have sex but not feel it

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!