The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to only tell the truth

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to turn food into shit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!