The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the power to always hug people

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!