The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to not Waste time

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to suck your own dick

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to die at will

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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KeemStar

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to transform into yourself

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!