the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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the power to be phone

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to burn ashes

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to be HUMAN

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!