The power to wink with both eyes

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to sleep

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!