the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!