The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

The power to turn into air and go with the wind

Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

The power to ?-1.

the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

The power to dance really well

The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

The ability to turn wine into water...

The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

The power to speak to mexicans in german

the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

The power to drink water and pee immediately.

Endless falling....

The power to no sweat in the cold.

The power to have a small penis

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!