The power of asdfgh

The power to walk on your butt cheeks

The power to encounter an internal server error

The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

The power to talk to dust

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

Feeling people's depression.

The power to think of any superpower but not have it

The power to make doors disappear at will.

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

the power to shoot superman

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

the power to have another pointless superpower

The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

the power to fall asleep while being awake

The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

The power to turn wine into water

The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!