The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

The ability to summon a lamp once.

The power to infinitely generate cardboard

The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

The power to control hummingbirds.

The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

the ability to fly- but only indoors

The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

the ability to find pointless superpower

the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

the power to say candlejack and li

the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

The power to commit suicide.

The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

The power to die whenever you want.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!