to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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the power to say candlejack and li

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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Endless falling....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!