The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to have a small penis

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to sleep

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!