the power to have no one read this post

The super power to control paper.

The power to take away your power.

the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

The power to fly but only when your on the ground

The power to walk into Mordor.

The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

The power to see through thin air

The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

The power to turn food into shit.

The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

The ability to fart inwards.

the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

The power to give vegetables immortality.

the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!