- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to infinitely generate cardboard

The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

the ability to solve paradoxes

The ability to breathe automatically

the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

The ability to read a book by its cover

The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

The ability to catch any ilness you want.

The power to eat your own face.. the one time

The power to pee ants.

Th power to be telepathetic

The power to do nothing

The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

The power to fly but only in closed spaces

The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

the power to shoot superman

Pointless Super Powers