The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The ability to breathe automatically

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to do nothing

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!