The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to murder rocks.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to be a human

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The ability to shrink your penis

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!