The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!