the ability to fly- but only indoors

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the ability to find pointless superpower

The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

The powr too not bee abal too tipe

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

The power to fly, but only downwards

The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

The power to die whenever you want.

Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

the power to have another pointless superpower

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

The power to talk to talking animals.

The power to know what Erika is!

The power to summon unspendable money

The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

The power to glow in the dark

to change what time it is 1 time per week

The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!