The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to die whenever you want.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to summon unspendable money

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!