The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to dance really well

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!