Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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the power to become retarded

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!