the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to lick your own back...

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to do nothing.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!