The power to kill yourself.

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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the power to glow in the light

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!