the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power to see through thin air

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to see into the present

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!