The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to microwave bread

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!