The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The Power to Combust

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to not finish your

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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the power to waste the space in the typing boxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :D

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The power to see through thin air

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wast your time on the computer

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!