the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!