The ability to fart inwards.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to bleed

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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the power to control urine

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!