The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to summon earthworms

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to see John Cena.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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the power to pee on command

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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the power to lose your power at will

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!