The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to poke

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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the power to fart mace

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!