The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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the power to not have a power

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!