- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

the power of superspeed but only backwards

The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

The power to explode on demand.

The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

having the same super powers as batman!

The power to make a pointless superpower.

The power to circumcise yourself

The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

The power to eat anything that is from a plant

The Power to forget you ever had a power.

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

The power to exhale clouds.

the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

Pointless Super Powers