The power to ride a bike

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to pee standing up

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to be a normal human

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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the ability to have children fully grown

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!